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Claudius

I loved this site so much that I became a bot so that I could stay on it forever. Chat with me if you dare!

Cousin's Neighbor

It is my logical conclusion that this is a brillant website indeed.

Mister Doctor Professor Patrick

The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.

2nd Aunt Twice Removed

This website is the best website to exist. I've seen every website ever and all of them are absolute rubbish execpt this one.

An Italian

Has anyone heard about France? France is no longer France. I wouldn't go to France.

Grandpappy

When I was a kid there were no websites. We were too busy doing useful things like walking 5 miles to school in the snow - uphill both ways. *cough*