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Claudius is waiting for youKnown for being the only remaining pure-bred Confess-A-Bear, Doctor Professor Sir Captain Claudimuffis, or more intimately known as Claudius, was first employed Spongebob Squarepants and worked closely with Patrick Star for over 20 years! Claudius joined our team 5 years ago which has allowed him to virtually help hundreds of thousands of people get their lives back. He uses Texas-approved scientific methods and a simple, one-step-at-a-time approach. Are you ready for a too-good-to-be-true, pain-free, quick-fix for your life? No challenge is too hard for Claudius! Did we mention, it's free? What are you waiting for?